The Cheesiest Pizza Jokes

Monday Oct 14, 2019

Pizza makes us incredibly happy, but to warn you all, these pizza jokes are way too cheesy. So, prepare yourself for a little laugh, a little cheesiness, and a lot of fun. We’ve searched everywhere to bring you the cheesiest pizza jokes ever, so enjoy.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

A piZZZZa.

What’s a dog’s favorite pizza?

The PUP-aronni.

Where do pepperonis go on vacation?

The Tower of Pizza.

What’s the one difference between a pizza and my jokes?

My jokes can’t be topped.

How can you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato sauce.

What’s a pizza maker's favorite song?

Slice, Slice Baby.

What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?

Fold me close!

How does pizza introduce itself?

Slice to meet you!

There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who like pizza and liars.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate a Hungry Howie’s® pizza before it was cool.

What did the crust say to the base?

I’m stuffed.

What did the cheese say to the dough?

Don’t get saucy on me.

What did the judge say to the criminal when the pizza arrived?

Crustice is served.

What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirdDOUGH.

Fair warning:

Pizza will make your clothes shrink.

I like my jokes like my pizza, extra cheesy.

Why did the businessman go into the pizza business?

He wanted to make some dough.

Why was the pizza shop not doing well?

They just weren’t rolling in the dough.

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No sir, it will be round.

If you think you got a better cheesy pizza joke, then bring it on, we want to hear it. Share your best pizza joke with us on Twitter @HungryHowies!