Hungry Howies
Pizza, Delivery, & Takeout
You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite pizza toppings… but if you really want to get to know someone? Check their crust. Specifically, their flavored crust pizza preference. At Hungry Howie’s®, our Flavored Crust® Pizza is delicious, and we’ve found it's basically a personality test in disguise. Move over horoscopes and enneagrams.
With more flavor combos than you can shake a proverbial stick at, Hungry Howie’s is the originator and reigning champ of the flavored crust game. So go ahead, read on and judge yourself accordingly.
Your pizza crust may say more about your flavor style than your social media bio. Is it food revealing our true selves? When you order pizza delivery or pizza carryout, do your choices reveal more about YOU than you think? Let’s find out!
You’re the classy one in the group chat who uses actual punctuation. Commas are important after all. You bring wine to pizza night, know three types of balsamic vinegar, and can quote Tarantino and Troye Sivan in the same breath. You’ve definitely said bon mot out loud. Fancy? Maybe. Fun? Always.
You’re a comfort-first kind of person. Soft blankets. Fuzzy socks. Heated car seats in July (Hey, it’s chilly in the morning). Camping? Only if there’s Wi-Fi and zero chance of sleeping on the actual ground. You're here for the vibes, not the pain. No drama. Just butter.
You're smooth, rich, and somehow always manage to look good in a polo. You’ve got main character energy, but let your crust do the talking. And that talk? Of course, it's buttery, cheesy, and very delicious.
You’re the wildcard, the person who drinks black coffee, dips everything in ranch, and reads The Economist for fun. Spontaneous, maybe a little odd (in a good way), but always the life of the party. You’ve got strong opinions on dipping sauces and inflation. You’re not afraid to be bold, and your crust follows suit.
You're effortlessly cool, like a nonna who listens to indie rock. You believe in slow Sundays, vintage tees, and the power of a really good herb mix. You also know how to pronounce "Versace" properly.
You walk into every room like you own it… or at least have spicy gossip to share. You love heat, drama, and a crust that bites back. If your pizza had a soundtrack, it’d be bold brass, New Orleans funk, and just enough big band energy to make an entrance. You're not for the faint of flavor.
You're mysterious in a “what’s in your medicine cabinet?” kind of way. Always slightly ahead of the trend. You pair your pizza with something fizzy and know the difference between "good weird" and just plain weird. Psst: You ‘re the good kind.
You're the friend who thinks garlic solves everything (you’re not wrong). Passionate. Direct. The first one to RSVP yes to pizza night and the last one to leave. Your motto? Flavor first, apologies later.
Oh, you didn’t stop at Hungry Howie’s Flavored Crust®, you added stuffed crust too? Respect. You’re living your best life. You know what you want, and that’s more. Just more EVERYTHING. More cheese. More flavor. More reasons for everyone else to silently wish they’d ordered what you did.
Do you rotate your crusts like seasonal outfits? Combine Ranch with Cajun for that kicky-cool combo? You, friend, are the true flavor explorer. You’ve unlocked the Hungry Howie’s cheat code: Be a Crustomizer®. Try a new flavor or remix your usual. There's no wrong answer here, only delicious ones.
Your pizza says a lot about you, and now it's time to eat accordingly. Whether you're a Sesame dreamer, a Garlic Herb realist, or riding the Butter Cheese train, Hungry Howie’s has your perfect match.
Order now for pizza delivery or swing by for pizza carryout and take your flavor personality for a spin. Just don’t forget to share.