The Ultimate List of Pizza Quotes

If you're a true pizza lover, you’ve probably stumbled upon one of these famous pizza quotes. Save them as a screensaver, pin them for later, or share them to get one of your friends to buy you a pizza. This is the ultimate list of  funny pizza quotes for the ultimate pizza lover.

Famous Pizza Quotes To Remember

“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.” – Charles Pierce

A pizza lover would be like a match made in pizza heaven.

"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza." - Anonymous

Well, luckily we are Hungry Howie's® which is basically pizza.

“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” – Lara Stone

Well, pizza has tomatoes, doesn’t that count as veggies?

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.” – Dora J. Arod

Our heart is made of pizza, and our mission is to share our funny pizza quote love with everyone. Care for a slice?

"Pizza is not a 'trend' it's a way of life" - Anonymous

We breathe, dream, and live for pizza.

"Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you." - Bill Murray

Because who can live without pizza, right?

"I want someone to look at me the same way I look at pizza." - Anonymous

Which is with eyes of pure love, of course.

“Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!” – Madeline Oles

Well duh, pizza has cheese, tomatoes, veggies, chicken, pepperoni, sausage – I can see all the nutrients I need.

"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself." - Bill Murray

Well, we can have a whole pizza for ourselves, it's an accomplishment, don't you see?

"Do good. Be nice. Order pizza. Repeat." - Anonymous

And, that's what we call the circle of life.

“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box in your lap.” – Kevin James

Especially when the pizza box is coming from Hungry Howie’s®.

"You can't buy happiness. But you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing." - Anonymous

Especially if that pizza is coming from Hungry Howie's.®

“I love pizza. I want to marry it but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” – Mike Birbiglia

We don’t support cannibalism. But, we could be behind pizzalism.

“You know what? Part of me just wants to eat pizza and go to sleep.” Gwen Stefani

We all have days like that Gwen, we get it. We support your pizza quote.

“Keep your friends close and your pizza closer.” – Anonymous

Pizza and friends are all we need in life.

“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.” – Andrew W.K.

Pizza: the best investment you can ever make.

"Life is not about finding yourself. It's about finding pizza." - Anonymous

Find your favorite pizza location today.

“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.” – Amy Neftzger

It’s true, pizza can have emotional healing properties. Right? Pizza makes everyone happier.

"I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast." - Anonymous

Pizza is everything we need to start our day right.

“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.” – Jet Paacal

To the point, pizza makes people happy. Funny pizza quotes do too.

"Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings." - Anonymous

And we truly love pizza in all its wonders so you can choose the pizza you love the most.

“I’d rather have leftover pizza than leftover feelings.” – Sarah Burgess

Because we all know that there’s nothing better in life than leftover pizza for breakfast.

"No matter what happens, pizza will always be there for you, thick and thin, in the crust we trust." - Anonymous

We definitely trust our Flavored Crust® pizzas.

“Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!” – Aubrey Plaza

Pizza should be the world’s currency.

"Keep calm and order pizza." - Anonymous

Here, you can start your Hungry Howie's® pizza order right now.

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” – Jason Barnett

Share love, hope & pizza®. Not war.

“I love pizza, meaning: even when I’m in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza.” – Jandy Nelson

We can only wish to eat pizza forever and ever.

Pizza for Thought

We hope you enjoyed this collection of pizza quotes, and we also hope to see you soon. Place your order for Hungry Howie's® today. Stop in for pick-up or have your pie delivered straight to your door. Either way, you can't go wrong.