15 Best Excuses to Order Boneless Wings Delivery

Friday May 3, 2019

 

Chicken Wings

Apparently, some people need to think of an excuse to order boneless wings delivery. At Hungry Howie’s®, whenever we crave some tender boneless wings we just go for them, no excuses needed. But, we get it, sometimes you need to think of a reason to treat yourself and enjoy the finer things in life. If you’re looking for the perfect excuse to tell your partner, your friends, or yourself, look no further - your friends at Hungry Howie’s® have it covered.

1. It’s Been a Long Week

Listen, life is complicated. We bet you’ve had a rough week. You know, the kind that never ends and just drags along for eternity while you keep dreaming of Friday. If this has been that kind of week, trust us, you’re entitled to order boneless wings delivery, no one will judge you.

2. It’s Your Cheat Day

Finally, the one day of the week worth living for – cheat day. We celebrate this day as if it was our birthday. Our app is already loaded with all the cravings we had throughout the week, and it’s only waiting for the sweet touch of the "order now" button. Soon enough, the magical sound of the delivery guy knocking on your door will make the waiting worth it. Oh, the sweet, sweet, taste of boneless chicken wings on your cheat day – nothing compares to it.

3. You’re Too Tired to Cook

You wake up, go to school, go to work, try to study, manage to fit in a workout, we get it if you’re exhausted by the time dinner time arrives. That’s why you can just order boneless wings delivery without moving from your couch. Sometimes you’re just tired, and Hungry Howie’s® is at your service when you need us the most.

4. You Want to Celebrate

Passed that test? Your boss complimented your work? Finished that long essay? Just happy it’s Friday? There are a thousand reasons to celebrate, and boneless chicken wings are perhaps the most celebratory food out there.

5. You’re a Bad Cook

If cooking is not your strong suit, don’t worry, you don’t have to eat burnt toast – again. Instead, stay calm and just order boneless Howie Wings® they’ll be at your doorstep before you can attempt to burn another slice of bread.

6. You Don’t Want to Clean

No one likes cleaning dishes unless you’re Monica from Friends. For those days that you just don’t want to clean, ordering food for delivery will be your go-to solution. No dirty dishes and no dirty messes to clean-up. Just you and your food having a special moment together.

7. You’re Trying to Impress Someone

Having a date over? Did you list “cooking” as one of your hobbies on your dating profile? No worries, we've got you covered. Just make sure to place your order for boneless chicken wings and set them up on a fancy platter before your date arrives. If they ask, yes, you cooked them yourself. We’ll let you take the credit for that one.

8. There’s Nothing to Cook

The oh-so-common empty fridge. If your fridge is often a wasteland of aging cheese and leftovers that have been left over way too long, then you have another “there’s nothing to cook” excuse on your hands. Once again, boneless wings save the day. Or, the night.

9. You Need Food for Binge-Watching

When you're binge-watching your favorite shows, you'll need some fuel. Boneless chicken wings are a must-have for your binge-watching session. Because making them on your own will be a pain in the neck, just save yourself time and frustration by placing your delivery order before you press play.

10. You’re Craving Something New

Every once in a while we all get those intense cravings. Ordering wings can help with that. When you order from Hungry Howie’s®, you literally have an endless sea of options including original, Asian, BBQ, buffalo, and Sriracha Boneless Howie Wings® to choose from. Or, you can choose them all if you prefer.

11. Your Dishes Are Dirty

Another pile of dishes sitting in your sink? Don’t worry, you can get to those later. In the meantime, just order boneless wings delivery and treat yourself to a delicious meal, no cleaning dishes required.

12. You Have People Coming Over

Is the whole gang coming over? Then you better serve something else besides those old chips you have in the pantry. Instead of figuring out what everyone wants to eat, set up a delivery order of boneless Howie Wings® and make everyone happy. Because everyone loves chicken wings, right?

13. You’re Already in Pajamas

After a long day at work, the last thing on your mind is probably cooking. If you went straight from work to your pajamas, don’t worry, you don’t need to change back to your going-out clothes, you can just order delivery and sit back while your order arrives.

14. You Want to Eat in a Judgement-Free Zone

We know boneless wings can be incredibly messy. But, sometimes we just need to get our hands dirty and enjoy chicken wings without being judged for it. If your home is a judgment-free zone, then we say that’s a valid excuse to order wings delivery.

15. Because Wings!

Last, but not least. Seriously, boneless wings are the best thing ever. The perfect bite-size of delicious tender chicken breast coated with zesty sauces or dipped in creamy sauces to take them to the next level.

Now, if you needed some sort of excuse to validate your craving for boneless wings, we hope these will help. If you still need more excuses, or maybe you’re not sure what to order just yet. Here’s Hungry Howie’s® menu for inspiration.